Vegemite - it´s yeasty soy saucey tasting stuff that Austraians love, the color of nutella and the consistency of toothpaste. Hermana Barkle got some in a package, and then we told all the spaniards it was special austrailian chocolate. It worked every time, and we laughed and laughed and then the members laughed and promised not to help us with any missionary work next week.
We also met a primary-aged kid last week with a lighter in his hand and a dead pigeon on the ground, trying to light it on fire. Just one more proof of how much teh world needs help.
P-Day was kinda crazy, thanks to the whole zone hanging out in our area - I had to run around and make sure that the whole group had member guides to do splits, hence a shortened email time. But it was really fun! A member showed up and said, "I need a missionary to go do these home teaching visits!" so I said, here, take elder Voss and bring him back by 10. And then another member said,"I had an investigator call me and he´s in the back room can someone come help us out?" And i said "here take this elder, bring him back by 10". So we had some confused missionaries, but it all went great! We´ve gotten pretty good at adapting to sudden situation changes. "Elder Maxfield, can you give this lesson for FHE? It should be about 45 minutes long. We´ll start the meeting in 2 minutes" Thanks to some divine inspiration and a continuation of the gift of tongues, I planned that lesson during the announcements and opening hymn. I love being a missionary.
We had a cool experience this week as we found an old investigator - Angel, a spanish elementary school teacher. He introduced himself as looking for missionaries he met twice 6 months ago. He had an old mormon friend and investigatoed with him 20 YEARS ago. But he stopped by and told us how a lack of morality and respect for marriage was destroying the world. So we quietly slipped him a Family proclamation and took his number - when people think like that and then read the family proclamation, Mormons become the coolest people ever. He has come to church TWICE now, and he keeps talking to members about what he needs to do to join the church. We are really excited. My favorite part was how he started off our first lesson by sharing a powerful positive spiritual experience regarding the book of Mormon, and then started to explain all the things he read that meant the book of mormon HAD to be true. "When Cortes arrived, he found the indians worshipping a cross - the Book of Mormon is the best possible explanation." "Have you heard of how the native american religions are basically corrupted christianity?" "There´s a rock in Ecuador that depicts pretty much exactly Lehi´s dream." Things like that, that made me realize we weren´t only talking with someone prepared - but someone who was kinda cool too! We got pretty darn lucky, and I bet he gets baptized soon.
In other news, we had Zone Conference. It´s always great when President Jackson shows up. He explained that some of the numbers are significantly low, and then gave some mission president pump-up discussions to help rectify the problem. It was awesome. We finished the meeting by watching Secretariat´s final triple crown race - and President said, "Now who was the horse in second place? Nobody remembers you if you don´t try hard and win. Be Secretariat. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen." I figured he was channelling the spirit of Captian Bob. Afterwords we had some bomb equatorian potatoes and rice and peanut sauce that Elder Weiss and I helped buy/cook. That was stressful, but really rewarding.
Today we´re headed to play soccer with Mateo, some less actives and the Gijon elders. Life is good, and the gospel is true. I love the Book of Mormon.
Elder Stew
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